Stepping out of the first in our fleet of limos was Freddie. He politely greeted the House in his jacket and tie. And the crowd replied with a volley of boos. Yep, Big Brother has definitely begun!

“Wow! Hello everyone!” he shouted, looking around the House. But there was no-one there. “hello Great Britain. I’m Freddie!” he announced instead.

In the Big Brother House you’re never alone, well, not for long. Freddie was in the House for only a matter of minutes before the next housemate hopeful arrived.

After getting out of the Limo, Lisa let the cameras lap up her leather pants.

“Have it!” shouted someone from the crowd. Of that we have no doubt.

“Company!” said Freddie as Lisa bounded through the door.

“Lovely to meet you,” she said, out of breath. “It’s mad innit?”

But while these two swapped pleasantries, there was someone else knocking at the door.

And glamour model Sophie makes three.